Tech Generation

My husband has a much nicer phone than I do. This has caused some tension in our household. One of the things his phone does is retrieve his email for him. Then it beeps. And he reads his email. And I bitch and moan because
a) My phone can't do it &
b) He's always reading his damn phone.

My daughter has a little green toy phone that beeps and plays noises. Yesterday she brought it to me looking grumpy. Looking at me soulfully, she wails

"Zeb's phone doesn't have email, and you want email!"

I'm pretty sure she doesn't really have a handle on what email is, but it was pretty funny nonetheless :).